Dachshund Kayaking Shirt – Low Clearance High Adventure Wiener Dog Tee – Fur Honcho
Dachshund Kayaking Shirt – Low Clearance High Adventure Wiener Dog Tee – Fur Honcho
Last updated: 13 July 2026
We currently ship to the United States & Australia.
Shipping to the United States
Orders take 2–5 business days to produce, then typically 2–5 business days in transit with standard shipping. Most US orders arrive within about 1–2 weeks of ordering.
Shipping to Australia
Orders take 2–5 business days to produce. Delivery time to Australia varies by destination, carrier, and print provider — email us at support@furhoncho.com if you'd like a more specific estimate for your order.
Shipping Costs
Shipping is calculated at checkout. Free shipping offers may apply from time to time.
International Orders
Orders shipped outside the destination country's borders may be subject to customs duties or import taxes on arrival — these are the recipient's responsibility and aren't included in your order total.
Lost or Delayed Packages
If your package seems lost or significantly delayed, email us at support@furhoncho.com and we'll help track it down.
Your Rights
Nothing in this policy limits any rights you may have under applicable consumer protection laws, including the Australian Consumer Law, where it applies.
Your Fur Honcho tee is 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton — the kind of shirt that gets better the more trails it sees. A little care keeps the colour rich and the print sharp for the long haul.
In the wash
- Cold water, always. Warm and hot are how good shirts go to shrink.
- Turn it inside out first — that protects the print you're going to wear till it's threadbare.
- Use a mild detergent. Garment-dyed cotton is easygoing; keep it that way.
- The first wash may shed a touch of colour (that's the garment dye doing its thing, totally normal) — run it with like colours the first time or two.
Drying
- Hang dry or tumble on low. Air drying is gentlest and keeps that soft, broken-in feel.
- If you use the dryer, pull the tee out as soon as it's done to dodge wrinkles.
A few don'ts
- Skip bleach and harsh detergents — they'll fade the colour.
- Skip fabric softener too; it works against the cotton's texture.
- Never iron straight onto the print. Turn the tee inside out, or lay a cloth over the design first.
Look after it and it'll ride shotgun for years.
Last updated: 13 July 2026
Because our products are print-on-demand and made to order, we generally do not accept returns, exchanges, or refunds for change of mind, the wrong size or colour chosen by the customer, or buyer's remorse. Each item is produced specifically for you after purchase.
Order Cancellation and Changes
You can request to cancel or change an order only before it enters production. Contact us right away at support@furhoncho.com if you need to change size, colour, shipping address, or cancel. Once production has started, changes may not be possible.
Damaged, Defective, or Misprinted Items
If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or with a manufacturing error, please contact us promptly at support@furhoncho.com with your order number and clear photos of the issue. We will review each case fairly and work with our print partner to find a reasonable solution.
To help us raise the issue with our print partner promptly, we ask that you contact us within 30 days of delivery. We will do our best to arrange a reprint, replacement, repair, or refund where appropriate.
Your Rights
Nothing in this policy limits any rights you may have under applicable consumer protection laws, including the Australian Consumer Law, where it applies.
We appreciate your understanding that made-to-order items limit our ability to accept returns for non-quality issues. We stand behind the quality of our products and will do our best to make things right when something goes wrong.
"Low Clearance, High Adventure"
No dog punches above its weight class quite like a Dachshund. Long on personality, short on legs, and absolutely zero on self-doubt. Doxie owners know the secret: the canyon doesn't intimidate a dog who's already low to the ground and ready to charge. This tee turns the funniest contrast in adventure sports — tiny dog, epic river — into the most shareable shirt in the paddling community.
The design shows a fearless Dachshund in a tiny yellow life jacket standing at the very bow of a brightly colored kayak, cutting confidently through a river canyon like the captain of a very compact vessel.
Fabric & Fit
- 6.1 oz heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton (Comfort Colors 1717)
- Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in vintage feel and rich color
- Relaxed unisex fit, no side seams
- Double-needle stitched and pre-shrunk
The ultimate gift for Dachshund moms, doxie dads, and anyone who paddles with their low-riding co-pilot.